Renting or buying a condo in Lethbridge? Please read!

I have been inspired by my experience in looking for a place to rent, and I'm coming up with a new business plan for weddings. Are you getting married? Just give me your package deposit as soon as you know you want to book me. I won't be able to guarantee your date yet, since it's so far away and there are many other people who would like to apply for that same day. I'm going to take a deposit from everyone. Then, one month before your wedding, or one week, or maybe even one day, I'm going to choose the person who purchased the largest wedding package from me (it's a shame that person spent only $50 extra than you and you've been doing family photos with me for three years, but I can't change my policy for anyone). Don't worry, you'll get your deposit back. I'll just need 10 days to process it. Since you couldn't get the date you wanted, I have some other equally desirable wedding dates available you might be interested in, and I think you should consider those before being refunded (don't worry, your other arrangements for that day can wait).

Sound ridiculous? I would be instantly out of business if I ran a policy like that. Why is it okay for a rental management company to do this?

Here's the story...

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Personal Identity Guidelines

Designer Christopher Doyle has created a lovely parody of visual identity guidelines by applying them to himself. It's clever and witty, and makes me want to make my own. I can promise it would involve a lot of zebra and strong use of black.

You can see the guide in its entirety:

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2008_11_Christopher_Doyle_Guidelines.pdf (1.04 MB)
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Miss Zee & Redticx eat Dr. Sketchy's brains

Dr. Sketchy's went fantastic on Friday! Though we had some back/ab/feet pains the next day, we loved every moment of the experience. The wine flowed freely amongst the artists making for lots of giggles throughout the night. Cassandra and I flawlessly adapted our pre-planned poses to make them more comfortable as we settled into them but still kept them just as fun. Looking at some of the photos, I'm not sure how I held these for 3-10 minutes, but am even more impressed with Cassandra's pose-holding abilities!

We had three sets to work with, and for each one I chose a different "Zombie Gaga" style. We also had to come up with music, and since we got such positive feedback over our playlists I shared them here via Grooveshark for you!

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Zombie Burlesque?

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Several months ago, as I sat at my kitchen table drinking tea, bedazzling a costume, and listening to Lady Gaga, I suspected I might secretly be a drag queen. Fast forward to April, when my dance teacher asks us to choose our "Burlesque names," and I realize I already have my name.

Maybe I am sort of a drag queen inside.

Either way, you might hear about Miss Zee once in a while now.

Why the name? If you are familiar with the gratuitous amount of zebra print I normally have on me, it really shouldn't come as much of a surprise. Even my Rock Band character, the first time I used the moniker Zee, had zebra print pants.

Fortunately the name also brings up visions of zombies, which is more than convenient when I need to model as a zombie.

Model as a zombie? Why yes! My friend and I are modeling at this month's Dr. Sketchy's Art School. Zombie Gaga is back from the dead.

Miss Zee channels the dashing Zombie Gaga for an evening of fishnet, monsters, and a rotting good time. Equipped with her Disco Stick, this zombie just wants your horror.

Joined by special guest Redticx, this undead duo is sure to delight and then eat your brains. They will spend the evening enticing you with their flesh, assuming it doesn't fall off over the course of their eccentric dance routine.

Muh muh muh braaaaains...

It's going to be on the third floor of Henotic at 7pm on Friday, but it's best to get there much earlier to get a good seat. Admission is $15, and as they say at each event, no lookie-loos! Come celebrate the last week of Henotic with some sexy zombies.

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How Wedding Photographers Are Like Gang Members

A great look at how wedding photographers are often misconceived as being rich, and how we add to this myth ourselves.

The Myth of the Rich Gang Member

In 2005 Steven Levitt, a University of Chicago economist, and Stephen J. Dubner, a New York Times journalist, published Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything.  The book challenges common knowledge causes behind everyday occurrences using mathematics and economic theory.

One such chapter sheds light on the drug dealers and gang members during the crack-cocaine outbreak of the 1990’s. The general assumption of the time was that all of these miscreants were making so much money trafficking drugs that they had no reason to pursue legal employment, especially when the other options available in the inner city tended to be minimum wage jobs. Americans had visions of gang members sporting $500 tennis shoes rolling through dilapidated urban areas in BMWs, a myth supported and reinforced by pop culture.

However, Levitt and Dubner  (using the hands-on work of Harvard sociologist Sudhir A. Venkatesh) found that the vast majority of gang members were by no means rich. In fact, they made far less money than they would have made at a minimum wage job. Why would anyone not only choose to pursue in this lifestyle, but clamor to participate, if the rewards were so meager? And what on earth does it have to do with wedding photography?

We’ve Got a Few Myths of Our Own

First, wedding photography has a few myths of its own, from both outside and inside the industry. From the outside, an archetypal photographer generally resembles a bad fashion photographer stereotype: self centered, brilliant but temperamental, and always terribly rich and stylish. In fact, there is some grumbling from outside the industry (whether it’s justified or not) that wedding photographers are overpaid, poor team players. We are not heart surgeons, as a baffled mid-western bride said on her blog, why should we make so much money?

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Everything Will Probably Be OK

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This last Wednesday Wax Mannequin was joined by The Burning Hell at Slice. The two forces joining may have opened a black hole, but that's okay.

Here is a brand new Burning Hell song featuring Jenny Omnichord in a battle of optimism versus pessimism.